When you're a 5-foot-tall bombshell blonde with perky plastic tits who could easily do body-double work for a young Pam Anderson, it's easy to fall into temptation. And with one temptation come many sins. Lust is definitely among them, but the rest? Man, the things this busty babe makes you think of aren't even included on the list of the original seven.

Now, don't get me wrong. Little krissySins over here is definitely not the OG sinner. Though the lord knows her body was most definitely built for sin. And let me be clear: using that glorious booty and matching pair of tits for anything else would itself be a capital sin.

Nor is krissySins the first ever deliciously divine doll to choose to make a living off her graciously endowed body rather than go to catholic school, as good girls should. But if you masturbate with krissySins you will most definitely be making a first of something.

This full-breasted, small-waisted, penis-engorging, drop-dead gorgeous goddess is solely responsible for training men of all ages to beat the Guinness world record of fastest time from first sight of titty to full stiffy followed by cum puddle on the floor. Follow her "tutorial" for your chance at the coveted award.